I was born and raised in a state famous for a NASCAR race, being the birth place of Michael Jackson, having more interstates per capita than any other state. My high school biology teacher once taught Johnny Cougar. This state is the world’s leading producer of popcorn grade corn and ducks. I don’t believe the part about the ducks. I have never seen a duck farm.
I have left and returned. Left and returned.
I have gone to college and learned how to write gooder and play beer pong well.
I drive fast on back roads like trackless roller coasters and people hold the handle a lot and I laugh at them. Roller coasters are safe and I do not like them.
I am content driving tractors and climbing ladders. I work in an apple orchard. Martha Stewart once used our apples on her show. I don’t like Martha Stewart and we don’t know how she got the apples.
I love of cellos, good bourbon, architecture, music in most forms, the outdoors, and literature.
I do not read much.
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